Welkom to The Grumpy Dutchman!

We assume that you’ve arrived at TheGrumpyDutchman.com because
(a) you’re Dutch
(b) you want a great Dutch-themed T-shirt, or
(c) you’re tired of the same old, boring, cliché selection of Dutch gear.

Heck, maybe it’s all of the above.

Trust us, we’ve browsed the pitiful selection of Dutch gear, and we feel your pain.  If we have to see one more “If you’re not Dutch, you’re not much” shirt, we might go crazy too!

As an alternative to going crazy, please visit our store and prepare to be amazed and dazzled by an impressive selection of funny, witty, snarky, cute and grumpy gear that you can wear with pride!  While you’re here, take a moment to Meet Grumpy (our founder and head T-shirt creator), brush up on your Dutch history with Grumpy’s Dutch Facts, and see what we’re all about in our Giving Back section.

Whether you are 1% or 100%: Let ‘em know you’re proud to be Dutch!


Check out the latest grumblings from The Grumpy Dutchman:

  • Famous Dutch-Americans: Martin Van Buren and his Awesome Sideburns There is little argument that the United States has been blessed with inspiring Americans of Dutch descent.  These Americans include Dick Van Dyke, Eddie Van Halen, and Cornelius Vanderbilt, just to name a few.  Presidents Teddy Roosevelt and FDR were also Dutch, and are highlighted in our Dutch “Facts” section at TheGrumpyDutchman.com. However, today we salute another inspiring Dutch-American: Martin ...
  • Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick of Banket – TR Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick of Banket.” Yes, it is true, and I do not know why the historians have left this very important, Dutch-inspired negotiation tactic out of the history textbooks. So, while you have been taught that TR negotiated with other countries with the ever-present threat from a large military force, Teddy was ...
  • Grumpy-Approved Pastry: Holiday Almond Bars My mom made these a couple weekends ago, and I cannot stop thinking about them. These bars are the closest thing to the taste of banket, without the work of actually having to make banket. Don’t let the holiday name fool you; these are “Anyday” bars in my book. I highly recommend! Ingredients •1 cup butter, softened •1 ...